“We’re Back!!!”
“Ok, miss, we need that ball to practice, it is our last one.”
“Call me Huggy Bear one more time, I dare you.”
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“We gonna pretend to be bears this year at UMass.”
“I’m just saying, let my school pay my players, so I don’t have to dress like this anymore to get this guy to pay my players.
“Pittsburgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“I’ve got players who should be suspended, assistants who are, are you not entertained!?!?”
“If I can’t coach a team right now, I can at least try to make some quirky UPS commercials.”
“A few weeks in and I still have no idea what I am doing……just smile and nod.”
“Should have gone to the bathroom before putting this suit on…..”
“Buy three rings, get one free!”
“I’m not sure what to do with my hands.”
“One second, while I finish up practice before I go.”
“Who knew he wanted to transfer to one of the 345 schools in division 1? I thought I was doing him a favor.”
“I do need an assistant…”
“Dad, thanks for teaching me how to space out on the sidelines, I will use it at FIU.” Richard Pitino, FIU
“You beat us, and our fans will accuse your coaches of abusing young boys. It is just simple fact.” -Bill Self, kansas
http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/7809174/syracuse-orange-bernie-fine-case-accuser-says-made-allegations
“Yes! A New place to party!” -Larry Eustachy, Colorado State
“So I have been cheating…..in other news, water is wet.”